Portland

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In this city, it often rains. Geography demands it. For beyond the islands scattered west roll endless miles of ocean, while north-east at the city’s back jut jagged mountain peaks. With the slate-gray skies of autumn come the cyclone westerlies, raging winds and boiling clouds that sweep in from the sea. In waves these bloated clouds tear open on the peaks, and the rain which fills each gut spills and rattles down.

To live in this city, you learn to like rain.

Funny how sometimes you retain information from the unlikeliest of sources. I was in eleventh (or twelfth?) grade when I asked a friend if he had anything interesting to read. He lent me the novel Headhunter (Michael Slade). The plot is about Royal Canadian Mounted Police hunting down a serial killer in Vancouver. The passage above is how the story begins (after the first chapter which is more of a prologue). People who live in the pacific north-west would agree that the same passage applies to the other two big cities in this region — Seattle and Portland.

I must have been in fifth grade when I was doing a map (marking cities and lakes and rivers and mountains) of North America. One of the items was listed as “Vancouver (Canada)”. I did not know what Vancouver was; and, seeing Canada in parenthesis, I assumed they meant Canada (even though I had a feeling that couldn’t be right). Later, my sister laughed and told me that I was supposed to mark the city of Vancouver and not just Canada. So I learnt that Vancouver was a city and would later learn that it rained there all the time (courtesy the serial-killer tale above). A few year later, a friend of mine was interning at Starbucks in Seattle. “That is where Starbucks started.”, he told me, and “It rains here all the time.”. Just like Vancouver, I thought. It all made sense.

Almost exactly an year ago, I was having a phone interview. I already had a tentative offer (in Boston!) so I wasn’t taking the phone call seriously. I was on IM with a friend, planning to go to a 5 o’clock show of The Dark Knight. The interview went well and ended just in time for me to get to the movie in time. It was pouring. I got wet just walking across the parking lot. A couple of weeks later, I was in Portland interviewing for the job. It rained the whole day, almost exactly like the day I had been in Seattle, on another interview a few weeks back.

I never made it to Boston – not even for a face to face interview. I ended up taking the offer in Portland – a town that came close to being named Boston.

And that’s how I live in Portland now. In this city, it often rains. Geography demands it. … To live in this city, you learn to like rain.

Cards


Modern life, especially in America, seems defined by what plastic cards you carry in your wallet.

I received my EAD (employment authorization card) yesterday It was delivered sometime last week, but I had given a friend’s address because I moved after sending the application. Though most people get their EAD card approved and sent in reasonable time, the process takes anywhere from 21 days to 6 months and is totally opaque. You send in your application and hope to god that everything goes smoothly.

lj

I was trying to add a tag-cloud to my lj but I couldn’t find an easy way to do it. in the process, I meandered into customizing the look of my journal. I had been sticking with a simplistic-minimalist kind of look (plain black text on white background) for a long time. My page bears a little more jazzed-up colorful look now :). And this layout comes with a tag cloud! (I discovered that my top tags are funny and movies)

Bangkok blues

A bizzare incident occurred today. Well it has been an unusual day – returning to hotel at 12:30 in the afternoon and coming back to office at 6 in the evening.

Chitti and myself were returning from Tamil Nadu restaurant after having our dinner. We often go there – its not very far from the office and near the main road. While returning back someone stopped Chitti. I thought he was one of those “motorcycle-taxi” drivers on the look for passengers. I thought Chitti would just say no and come along. But before I could move far, this dude claims police, raises his jacket to show a holster or somesuch(in the dark I couldn’t well discern). And then he says passport! passport!. I was too surprised to take control of the situation. All I managed to say was :”Passport at hotel”. This dude meanwhile is trying to frisk me, trying to take my wallet. I kept blabbering something.

After a moment or two, this guy decides that I am not too much to his liking. Then he orders ~ “walking ! walking!” and waves me off. I take a few tentative steps away, again to hear him order the same. By now I’m scared. I keep near so that maybe my presence would help. After a while, he is through with Chitti, much as a dog tired of a dry bone.Then he waves at me to come near him. I obey meekly. Now he’s tugging at my wallet. I say – “wait! I’ll show you”. He takes it from me, rummages through it only to find a measly 120 baht. He tries to go through all pockets but his effort is useless. Not a single satang more! He laughs and lets me go. Then he’s gone on his bike leaving Chitti and myself bewildered!

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When I reached office, I had a chat with a person who had been my classmate for two days – 7 years
ago!!

abyscorp80: ya
abyscorp80: lets see if u remember
abyscorp80: i m abhishek roy
me: hehal?
abyscorp80: ya for 2 days then shyamli
me: st. anthony
abyscorp80: no bishop westcott boys
me: how u remember me if u knew me for only 2 days?? u used to sit in the front bench with shubho & sujit?
abyscorp80: ya do u remember.. i m elated
abyscorp80: jokes apart
abyscorp80: we had a lot of common friends like ashish sri.. , saket
abyscorp80: deep
abyscorp80: abhinav thakur
me: sorry but I lost track after July ’96
abyscorp80: ya its but natural..

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On my second visit here, I was stopped in the airport because my name on my Passport appeared to be smudged ( trust the Calcutta Passport Office to do so!). So they took me away, made me wait till they verified my passport to be original. While they were taking me I tried to suggest that I was a genuine person and last time there had been no problem. To this he replied pontifically ~ “Last time was last time, today is today”. I could only shrug!

When I was returning from my first visit, I hadn’t filled up one form which is supposed to be stamped at immigration.The lady at the counter said something which I didn’t pay much notice too. Finally while I was seated in the airport bus going to board the plane, they called me back and I had to run all the way back to the Immigration desk and getting it stamped. This also involved running up and then down an escalator (which is one thing I always wanted to do sometime 😀 ).

While returning to India last week,I made sure the form was filled up alright. Still the lady at the immigration desk was looking at me soooo suspiciously that for a while I felt like my name was “Saddam bin SARS” (:D). Or that I was a dreaded serial killer/rapist/paedophile. Thankfully she didn’t have me sent to a thai prison!!

Also I had forgotten my export certificate for my laptop(which is proof that the laptop was taken from India) and other papers back in Bangkok. In Chennai(know for its “cool” customs) they somehow managed to catch me. Thankfully after making me wait for some time, they realized I wasn’t going to pay up. So they let me go – just like that!

Wanna know what SARS check at Chennai airport is like. Well you have to stand in a queue with a form duly filled. They will stamp it and declare you to be sars free – and to top it all, they have a signboard declaring “Sorry for Inconvenience” !!

Again while coming back, due to this “constable” incident, one of the Terminals had to take load for the other terminal also. Hence the customs people there had too many people to deal with. Since I did not have the letter from office so they thought it fit to make me stand at the counter as if I had come to a museum.

Gone in 30 hours

Some things that I did over the last three days:

  • watched the moonlit and fully empty Marina beach
  • had a chai in a basti in saki naka
  • signed cheques for 30200/-
  • spent a Friday idling at home – had to resort to watching Ishq Vishq
  • was at the Mumbai CSI airport Terminal 2C where the “crazy constable” incident happened
  • heard some gr8 kgp stories from one of Vikram’s junior
  • met a schoolmate after 6 years – though we’ve been living within few hundred meters of each other since august